it gets me every time when I try to cheer someone up and they don’t reply, I won’t waste me time again

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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I have such easy classes and yet, I’m still so stressed that I don’t even plan on going to school tomorrow. That’ll solve my problems, right?

Read Chapter 3 of my story Statistical Error!

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it’s two fifty four in the morning and my mind is racing and i can’t stop thinking about you

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

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frickin:

i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

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